The Republic of Lam Tin is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.525 billion Lam Tinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The Lam Tinian economy, worth 80.5 trillion NKBS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,770 NKBS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lam Tin's national animal is the NKB, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lam Tin is ranked 25,104^th in the world and 1,284^th in Balder for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.